pinoy old school jokes

WARNING: Corny contents. Pero natawa ako the time na mabasa ko ulit to after a long while. I got this from my cousin’s status uodates in facebook.

1. Use DEDICATE in a sentence.
…Pag ginamitan ng kulangot, siguradong DEDICATE iyan.
2. Use MENTION in a sentence.
..Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang MENTION.
3. Use BORROW in a sentence.
…Ang dumi naman ng BORROW mo.
4. Use KITCHEN and CURTAIN in a sentence.
…Wag mo akong CURTAIN masa KITCHEN.
5. Anong country ang nakagapos?
… ITALY
6. Anong country ang country ang nagmamadali?
… RUSSIA
7. Anong country ang endangered?
… USA
8. Anong country and hinde sau?
… KENYA
9. Anong country hinde sikat?
… LAOS

**updates:

10. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
…(phone rings)…..Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
11. Ano ang last name ni Sisa (nanay ni Crispin at Basilio).
… MISTRIT
… kase FULLNAME nya, Sisa Mistrit
12. Ano surname ni Jesus??
… Prootgam
… Dahil anak sya ni Joseph Prootgam

ung may reklamo. see first line.
ung may gusto idagdag sa list, comment lang.

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12 Responses to “pinoy old school jokes”

  1. benta sakin to, lalo na yung kitchen at curtain. LOL!

  2. hehe pede pede,
    yung cook ko na friend nagtanung.

    ano daw apelyido ni SISA?

    MAYOL.

    Cook kasi hehe…

    pede ko po add kayo sa blogroll ko?
    thanks!

  3. hi abet..musta..ayos blog mo..

  4. hi

    first time ko dito

    great blog ^^

    naghahanap ako ng makaka-exlinks 🙂

    let me know if interested

    btw. kwela nga yang post na yan hehe

  5. LOL ! kakatawa 😀

  6. christine Says:

    hahaha.. first time kong napadpad dito.. aliw na aliw ako dun sa sisa..hahaha.. galing! kulet!!hehe.:D

  7. PatKunUchiha Says:

    nabitin ata ako.. meron pa ba? 🙂

  8. dren_kuyang Says:

    e2,additional

    bkt my blackeye ang juice

    kc nasa PACK e..hahaha

    anong country ang mabilis

    edi i-run (Iran)

    e anong country ang mas mabilis

    edi i-jeep (Egypt)

    corny lng ^^

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