Banat

Posted in random with tags on March 1, 2012 by abetgonzales

Subukan mo lang magmahal ng tulad ko…
Para di mo naman pagsisihang nabuhay ka sa mundong ito.

Ako nga pala ang UNCLE mo.
UNCLE-langan mo sa buhay mo.

Kung tayo ang inilaan para sa isa’t isa, tayo talaga.
Pero kung hindi… Wag kang KJ! Pilitin natin.

Kailangan pa bang lagyan ng speaker ang puso ko?
Para lang marinig mo na IKAW ang sinisigaw nito?!

Pwede bang pa-HUG?
Bini-HUG mo kasi ang puso ko.

Kahit PANGIT ako…
Kaya naman kitang PANGITiin.

Captain Awesome is awesome.

Posted in outing with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 28, 2012 by abetgonzales

Ang 3D/2N escapade sa Boracay ay talagang bitin. I was with Brian, Jet and his girlfriend Anna. We stayed at Casa D’Estrella which is a quite nice place and the attendants are really accommodating. It was thanks to Cash Cash Pinoy deal that we got this cheap deal.

We spent our first afternoon walking along the shore. Trying to burn what we ate and our skin as well. That night we tried to look for an appetizing buffet meal. We walked from Station 2 to the farthest end of Station 3 to check all the restaurants. We ended up walking back to Station 2 and we chose the restaurant that served a lot of talaba.

Then we drunk at Guilly’s in Station 1. The DJ is ridiculously great. He has played silly OPM songs but I thought it was actually cool because it did not sound off. And then came Captain awesome after we had 3 pitchers of weng weng.

Captain awesome is awesome. He can climb trees, walk on water, fly and jump over big gaps.

The following day, Saturday, we woke up at 11. Worst hang over. I dont know what to eat or drink. Swam for an hour then had an epic phone call. I was also able to try chori-burger. We went to Grotto at Station 1 then had a massage at Haplos. After the massage, all I can say is. “Thus the name indeed is Haplos”. We had mozzarella-filled burger for dinner. Then tried to party at Cocomangas but the music wasnt that great so we came back to Guilly’s which to our surprise was just across the street.

The following morning, I set my alarm at 6am so I can check the stores for pasalubong but we all woke up at around 8. So we had no time to shop anymore. We had our lunch at Kalibo, in a restaurant across the airport.

sweet nothings lead to break-ups

Posted in jokes with tags , on February 15, 2012 by abetgonzales
  • BF: Hon para kang Krispy Kreme, sweet.
  • GF: Para kang Starbucks, so addictive.
  • BF: Para kang Jollibee, langhap sarap.
  • GF: Para kang Fishball, affordable.
  • BF: Para kang Turo-turo, slightly dirty.
  • GF: Para kang Prito, oily.
  • BF: Para kang inihaw, maitim.
  • GF: Para kang tuyo, parehas kayo ng amoy.
  • BF: Para kang paksiw, ang asim.
  • GF: Bagoong ka!
  • BF: Ikaw binuro!
  • GF: Panis ka!
  • BF: Bulok!
  • GF: Panget!
  • BF: Lalo ka na!
  • GF: Break na tayo!
  • BF: Buti naman kung ganon, matagal ko na rin tong hinihintay. Sa wakas, malaya na ko!
  • GF: Shut up, iiyak ka rin tulad ng mga past break-ups natin.

Mister DJ

Posted in jokes, random with tags , , on February 13, 2012 by abetgonzales
  • Pedro: Hello DJ. I’ve found a wallet with $5,000 and an ID of Mr. George Collins.
  • Radio DJ: You’re so honest, mister. Are you going to return it now?
  • Pedro: No. I want to dedicate him a sad song. >:D

 

Dota

Posted in random with tags , , on December 9, 2011 by abetgonzales
  • BF: Gusto mo turuan kitang magdota?
  • GF: Ows talaga? Kailan?
  • BF: Bakit parang masaya ka?
  • GF: Para naman malaman mo ‘yung feeling kapag pinagpapalit ka sa dota!
  • BF: Sige tuturuan kita.
  • GF: Hah? Kahit ganun ang dahilan ko tuturuan mo ako?
  • BF: Oo para malaman mo kung paano mataranta habang nagdodota para lang ma replyan ka!

Lasing Bobo

Posted in jokes, random with tags , , on December 9, 2011 by abetgonzales

Laro ito kapag inuman, magbibigay ng category ang isa sa mga players tapos sunod-sunod na sasagot lahat. Ang hindi makasagot shot.

Last Tuesday, kahit maulan, pumunta kase ng Toyz. Aba, parang nirent ang buong place, kame lang ang tao. Boring kase kame lang, pero masaya din kase kame lang. Tapos change venue kame, sa Central naman. Ayun na ang malalang lasing bobo game.

Mga bayan sa Batangas: Tanauan, Malvar, Lipa, Batangas, Lucena! (Quezon na yon kuya)

Kulay na nagsisimula sa M: Magenta, maitim, mamula-mula, mamink-mink (pwede rin mapusyaw, madilaw)

Bansa na nagsisimula sa C: Canada, Corea

Movies ni Jason Statham: Transporter, The Expendables, Transporter 2, Transformer 3, The Incredibles 2 (nabingi na lahat)

Movies ni Sharon Cuneta: Noooo!!!

 

One way

Posted in jokes with tags , on December 9, 2011 by abetgonzales
  • Kano: (trying to speak Tagalog) Megkanow isang kilow mang-gow?
  • Pinoy: One way!
  • Kano: Megkanow?
  • Pinoy: I sed, one way!
  • Kano: Ano eybig sabeyhin one way?
  • Pinoy: Isang daan! Tanga lang aba!

Friends

Posted in random with tags on December 6, 2011 by abetgonzales

It simply exists.

Malandi

Posted in jokes with tags , on December 6, 2011 by abetgonzales
  • Boy: May BF ka?
  • Girl: Oo.
  • Boy: Kailan kayo maghihiwalay?
  • Girl: Depende, kung kailan mo ako liligawan.

First love never dies

Posted in jokes with tags , on November 28, 2011 by abetgonzales
  • Anak: Inay, totoo ba ‘yung “First love never dies?”
  • Nanay: Aba, oo. Tignan mo ‘yang Tatay mo, hanggang ngayon buhay pa ang animal!
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