bato bato pick

Posted in random with tags , on December 14, 2011 by abetgonzales

Dota

Posted in random with tags , , on December 9, 2011 by abetgonzales
  • BF: Gusto mo turuan kitang magdota?
  • GF: Ows talaga? Kailan?
  • BF: Bakit parang masaya ka?
  • GF: Para naman malaman mo ‘yung feeling kapag pinagpapalit ka sa dota!
  • BF: Sige tuturuan kita.
  • GF: Hah? Kahit ganun ang dahilan ko tuturuan mo ako?
  • BF: Oo para malaman mo kung paano mataranta habang nagdodota para lang ma replyan ka!

Lasing Bobo

Posted in jokes, random with tags , , on December 9, 2011 by abetgonzales

Laro ito kapag inuman, magbibigay ng category ang isa sa mga players tapos sunod-sunod na sasagot lahat. Ang hindi makasagot shot.

Last Tuesday, kahit maulan, pumunta kase ng Toyz. Aba, parang nirent ang buong place, kame lang ang tao. Boring kase kame lang, pero masaya din kase kame lang. Tapos change venue kame, sa Central naman. Ayun na ang malalang lasing bobo game.

Mga bayan sa Batangas: Tanauan, Malvar, Lipa, Batangas, Lucena! (Quezon na yon kuya)

Kulay na nagsisimula sa M: Magenta, maitim, mamula-mula, mamink-mink (pwede rin mapusyaw, madilaw)

Bansa na nagsisimula sa C: Canada, Corea

Movies ni Jason Statham: Transporter, The Expendables, Transporter 2, Transformer 3, The Incredibles 2 (nabingi na lahat)

Movies ni Sharon Cuneta: Noooo!!!

 

One way

Posted in jokes with tags , on December 9, 2011 by abetgonzales
  • Kano: (trying to speak Tagalog) Megkanow isang kilow mang-gow?
  • Pinoy: One way!
  • Kano: Megkanow?
  • Pinoy: I sed, one way!
  • Kano: Ano eybig sabeyhin one way?
  • Pinoy: Isang daan! Tanga lang aba!

Friends

Posted in random with tags on December 6, 2011 by abetgonzales

It simply exists.

Malandi

Posted in jokes with tags , on December 6, 2011 by abetgonzales
  • Boy: May BF ka?
  • Girl: Oo.
  • Boy: Kailan kayo maghihiwalay?
  • Girl: Depende, kung kailan mo ako liligawan.

First love never dies

Posted in jokes with tags , on November 28, 2011 by abetgonzales
  • Anak: Inay, totoo ba ‘yung “First love never dies?”
  • Nanay: Aba, oo. Tignan mo ‘yang Tatay mo, hanggang ngayon buhay pa ang animal!

Mahal mo ako?

Posted in jokes with tags , , , on November 25, 2011 by abetgonzales
  • Girl: Gusto mo ba ako?
  • Boy: Hindi.
  • Girl: *Iyak*
  • Boy: Hindi mo pa naman tinanong kung mahal kita eh.
  • Girl: Mahal mo ako?
  • Boy: Hindi din, sige, iyak ka na ulit.

A biker and a girl

Posted in jokes with tags on November 10, 2011 by abetgonzales
  • (A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge… so he stopped..)
  • Biker: What are you doing?
  • Girl: Committing suicide!
  • Biker: Well.. Before you die i wish to kiss you..
  • Girl : Ok..
  • ( After kissing..)
  • Biker: Wow! That was the best kiss in my life. But why are you committing suicide?
  • Girl: Because my parents don’t like me dressing like a girl!
  • BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE! : ))))

Kindey

Posted in jokes with tags , on November 10, 2011 by abetgonzales
  • Babae: Doc, mukhang nagkamali yata kayo ng transplant sa akin. Ang binigay na kidney ninyo sa akin ay mukhang galing sa lalake.
  • Doctor: Paano mo naman na nalaman na galing sa lalake ‘yung kidney na na-transplant sa iyo, pare-pareho lang ang kidney.
  • Babae: Kaya ko ho alam na galing sa lalake kasi tuwing umiihi ako, laging pataas kung lumabas!
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